It’s been a while since I’ve actually had an IM get to the point where I engage it. It’s been even longer since I’ve had one that makes me add a whole new paragraph to the IM Rules Page.
This one is a winner. Meet rasclef2005 from Yahoo.
In 3 lines he hits rule 1, 3, and 4. But then he gets interesting with his confusion over my old Yahoo handle and my beliefs.
rasclef2005:hi
rasclef2005:BUZZ!
Me–> Hello
rasclef2005:how are u doing?
i just had u on yahoo search and thought it wise to say hello to u
am mohammed from ghana
and u ?
Me–> You may want to read this web page first. It will answer several questions: http://tinyurl.com/2nprbg
rasclef2005:u are life magic?
Me–> So they tell me
Did you read the document?
rasclef2005:just saw what is on it
Me–> Any questions about it?
rasclef2005:so what benifit is in what u are doing?
just want to know?
Me–> It filters out people that really aren’t worth my time to chat with
rasclef2005:oh i see
i dont belive in magic
i belive in GOD
Me–> Is there a difference?
rasclef2005:so do u believ in GOD?
alot
Me–> How is there a difference?
rasclef2005:coz GOD is a creator who has never been seen my any creature
and u are not
Me–> You do realize that makes no sense and doesn’t answer the question at all.
rasclef2005:tel me the ?u really ask ?
Me–> hmmn. No. I don’t think so. You’ve proven yourself unable to read several of my specific points. And you’ve actually given me an entire new paragraph to add. I suppose I should congratulate you on that. Haven’t had one of those in a while. Shame. But feel free to check the link again in a few days. You can tell all your friends… “I caused Paragraph 9″… Good bye.
So… rasclef has earned up paragraph 9. All for him and anyone else like him. Bravo :-/
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That is *hilarious*. Good job, rule 9.
In return I must share with you, though you’ve probably already seen it, The Church of the Red Breast.
http://www.419eater.com/html/joe_eboh.htm
Also, will you add me to your IM contact list? I’m johanna722 at hotmail dot com. *giggles*
Added
But I don’t see you š
Re: Added
I am online. IM tells me you are offline.
Oooh! I found a typo!
“No I will not mary you.” (It’s marry.)
*poke*
neener
I so wanted to respond to the neener…
.. but I felt an added footnote on the page with, “Fixed spelling mistake because I have very pedantic friends” was over the top š
**Mwah**
Re: I so wanted to respond to the neener…
*snerk*
That would have been funny!