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I chose the title of this post in response to shimmeringjemmy<\/a>‘s last post<\/a>. (Please note it’s filtered, so many of you may not get that joke)<\/p>\n

Well, I’m definitely married. Today I got to face something my wife does that I will have to get used to. She asked me to make her a roast beef sandwich. She asked for it on multi-grain bread, with pepper-jack white cheese… and Mayonaise!!!<\/p>\n

Aiiigh!!!!<\/p>\n

Okay, I am not actively practicing Judaism, but this is hundreds… no thousands of years of culture and tradition.<\/p>\n

It’s very simple:
\nMayo goes on turkey
\nKetchup goes on Roast Beef
\nand
\nMustard goes on Ham. (um… if we were to eat ham… tra-la-la, nothing-nothing-nothing;… nothing to see, move along.<\/p>\n

Okay, I’ll admit it… I already let one Scot<\/a> introduce me to the Eeeeevuullllss of mustard on roast beast.<\/p>\n

But there are limits…<\/p>\n

Mayo on Roast Beef? No, no… no, no-no-no.<\/p>\n

I must edjumicate her \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

(Have I mentioned how much in love I am :?)<\/p>\n

Edit<\/b>
\nI should know better than to post: This is the way of the world. It always results in long threads.<\/p>\n

Come on people, You must learn to put a proper condiment on a proper meat in the proper meal!<\/p>\n

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