{"id":1251,"date":"2004-09-20T12:23:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-20T18:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/?p=1251"},"modified":"2004-09-20T12:23:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-20T18:23:00","slug":"funny-conversation-from-today-mine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2004\/09\/20\/funny-conversation-from-today-mine\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny conversation from today (mine)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;a&gt; Just paid some bills. We now own 1\/30th of the car<br \/>\n&lt;h&gt; heh. I vote for the driver&#8217;s side headlight<br \/>\n&lt;a&gt; Aww, not the 110V outlet?<br \/>\n&lt;h&gt; well, neither one is any use without the battery to power it<br \/>\n&lt;a&gt; How about the moonroof?<br \/>\n&lt;h&gt;can&#8217;t open it without power either, but at least we have a pretty piece of glass to carry around over our heads and protect us from the non-existent rain<br \/>\n&lt;a&gt;Hmmn. Point. I need functional here. Passenger&#8217;s seat? It folds down and makes a nice table. Doesn&#8217;t require the battery<br \/>\n&lt;h&gt;I think that&#8217;s more than a thirtieth of the car<br \/>\n&lt;h&gt;I know. rear-seat cupholder, plus the mechanism to make it come in and out<br \/>\n&lt;a&gt;See, now I feel really good about paying my bills.<\/p>\n<p>Submitted to bash.org as quote number <a href=\"http:\/\/bash.org\/?412192\">412192<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-1251\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2004\/09\/20\/funny-conversation-from-today-mine\/?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-1251\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2004\/09\/20\/funny-conversation-from-today-mine\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-1251\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2004\/09\/20\/funny-conversation-from-today-mine\/?share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2004\/09\/20\/funny-conversation-from-today-mine\/?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;a&gt; Just paid some bills. We now own 1\/30th of the car &lt;h&gt; heh. 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