{"id":137,"date":"2001-12-05T10:07:00","date_gmt":"2001-12-05T16:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/?p=137"},"modified":"2001-12-05T10:07:00","modified_gmt":"2001-12-05T16:07:00","slug":"the-absolute-last-test","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2001\/12\/05\/the-absolute-last-test\/","title":{"rendered":"The Absolute last test"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, the <b><i>utterly sureal test<\/i><\/b> that asks questions about elephants, volkswagons, and footprints in the butter, and offers you &#8220;Fish&#8221; as a possible answer to every question. This is it for me. I&#8217;m not doing any more of these unless I write &#8217;em myself. *Shudder!*<\/p>\n<table>\n<tr>\n<td><img src=\"http:\/\/www.physics.usyd.edu.au\/~mar\/tests\/surreal\/k.jpg\" width=151 height=151 alt=\"\"\/><\/td>\n<td>\n<p>I am <b><i>Matched Phrenology Busts<\/i><\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>I enlighten Norwegian glass bacteria with richly sponged hardwood thought processes. Four ripe metronomes ridicule my lucky castle of relief. My auspicious mercury rides level coral.<\/p>\n<p>What erudite spheres reveal strata? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.physics.usyd.edu.au\/~mar\/tests\/surreal\/\">The Utterly Surreal Test<\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-137\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2001\/12\/05\/the-absolute-last-test\/?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-137\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2001\/12\/05\/the-absolute-last-test\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-137\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2001\/12\/05\/the-absolute-last-test\/?share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2001\/12\/05\/the-absolute-last-test\/?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, the utterly sureal test that asks questions about elephants, volkswagons, and footprints in the butter, and offers you &#8220;Fish&#8221; as a possible answer to every question. 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