{"id":1411,"date":"2005-02-28T07:53:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-28T13:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/?p=1411"},"modified":"2005-02-28T07:53:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-28T13:53:00","slug":"memetime-quoth-the-elephant-man-i-am-not-an-animal-i-am-a-human-being","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2005\/02\/28\/memetime-quoth-the-elephant-man-i-am-not-an-animal-i-am-a-human-being\/","title":{"rendered":"MEMETIME: Quoth the Elephant Man, &#8220;I am not an animal. I am a human being&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For the longest time I had this belief that during the years of a &#8220;Saturn Return&#8221; (27-29) the average person leaks brain matter out of their ears in their sleep. This complex and convoluted sentence basically means, &#8220;Somewhere between my young adult years and adult years, I feel I&#8217;ve gotten stupider.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Thanks, however, to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/songspell\/108061.html\">a posting<\/a> by <a href=\"http:\/\/songspell.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">songspell<\/a> who took it from <a href=\"http:\/\/featheredfrog.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">featheredfrog<\/a>&#8230; I am pleased to see that the leak is slower than I thought. When you discover you have a track record of dating as many English Pedants as I have, this is always a nice validation \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>OK Cupid&#8217;s <em>World of Memes<\/em> presents:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\/tests\/take?testid=14457200288064322170\">The Commonly Commonly Confused Words Test<br \/>\nhttp:\/\/www.okcupid.com\/tests\/take?testid=14457200288064322170<\/a><\/p>\n<p>My results:<br \/>\n<b>English Genius<\/b><br \/>\nYou scored 93% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 87% Advanced, and 83% Expert!<\/p>\n<p>You did so extremely well, even I can&#8217;t find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don&#8217;t. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you&#8217;re not afraid to use it properly! Way to go!<\/p>\n<p>Test statistics:<\/p>\n<p>Compared to users who took the test and are and in your age group:<br \/>\n100% had lower Beginner scores.<br \/>\n100% had lower Intermediate scores.<br \/>\n100% had lower Advanced scores.<br \/>\n100% had lower Expert scores.<\/p>\n<p>With respect to Beginner, users aged 55 to 59 scored highest.<br \/>\nWith respect to Intermediate, users aged 55 to 59 scored highest.<br \/>\nWith respect to Advanced, users aged 55 to 59 scored highest.<br \/>\nWith respect to Expert, users aged 55 to 59 scored highest.<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-1411\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2005\/02\/28\/memetime-quoth-the-elephant-man-i-am-not-an-animal-i-am-a-human-being\/?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-1411\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2005\/02\/28\/memetime-quoth-the-elephant-man-i-am-not-an-animal-i-am-a-human-being\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-1411\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2005\/02\/28\/memetime-quoth-the-elephant-man-i-am-not-an-animal-i-am-a-human-being\/?share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2005\/02\/28\/memetime-quoth-the-elephant-man-i-am-not-an-animal-i-am-a-human-being\/?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the longest time I had this belief that during the years of a &#8220;Saturn Return&#8221; (27-29) the average person leaks brain matter out of their ears in their sleep. 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