{"id":1519,"date":"2005-06-16T14:55:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-16T20:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/?p=1519"},"modified":"2005-06-16T14:55:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-16T20:55:00","slug":"andrei-in-a-nutshell-the-nectarine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/16\/andrei-in-a-nutshell-the-nectarine\/","title":{"rendered":"Andrei in a nutshell: The nectarine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To truly understand Andrei, you have to understand how much 70&#8217;s pop TV knowledge is crammed in his head.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shimmeringjemmy.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">shimmeringjemmy<\/a> walked in the bedroom eating some fruit.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Peach?&#8221; I asked<br \/>\n&#8220;Nectarine&#8230;&#8221; she replied.<\/p>\n<p>I promptly went into a high pitched voice,<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;ll pick the nectarine and throw it down to you&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She looked at me puzzled.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I suppose there&#8217;s little use trying to explain the Koozbanian Geefle and Gonk.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I have since attempted to explain.<\/p>\n<p>Gonk: &#8220;Let&#8217;s call it &#8216;cooperation.'&#8221;<br \/>\nGeefle: &#8220;No&#8230; let&#8217;s call it, &#8216;Shirley.'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Note: no images are to be found via google at all. 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