{"id":1584,"date":"2005-08-16T22:21:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-17T04:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/?p=1584"},"modified":"2005-08-16T22:21:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-17T04:21:00","slug":"i-am-so-verrry-broken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/16\/i-am-so-verrry-broken\/","title":{"rendered":"I am so verrry broken"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And now for your walk down amnesia lane. A series of lines from 80&#8217;s comedy, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0086770\">Night Court<\/a>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>[Dan breaks down crying the night after his date] <\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Dan Fielding:<\/strong> Women.<br \/>\n<strong>Harry Stone:<\/strong> So, who was it last night? The Soviet gymnast?<br \/>\n<strong>Mac Robinson:<\/strong> The farmer&#8217;s daughter?<br \/>\n<strong>Bull Shannon:<\/strong> One of those rubber-jointed ladies from the freak shows that like to be handcuffed and thrown around the room by their ponytails, screaming for mercy until they black out?<br \/>\n<em>[Stares from everyone] <\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Bull Shannon:<\/strong> What? <\/p>\n<p>Rereading this gave me the uncontrollable giggles. But then again, I remember what the cast looked like. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-1584\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/16\/i-am-so-verrry-broken\/?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-1584\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/16\/i-am-so-verrry-broken\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-1584\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/16\/i-am-so-verrry-broken\/?share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/16\/i-am-so-verrry-broken\/?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And now for your walk down amnesia lane. A series of lines from 80&#8217;s comedy, &#8220;Night Court&#8221; [Dan breaks down crying the night after his date] Dan Fielding: Women. Harry Stone: So, who was it last night? The Soviet gymnast? Mac Robinson: The farmer&#8217;s daughter? 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