{"id":1637,"date":"2005-10-03T11:55:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-03T17:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/?p=1637"},"modified":"2005-10-03T11:55:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-03T17:55:00","slug":"memetime-strangely-i-am-pleased","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/03\/memetime-strangely-i-am-pleased\/","title":{"rendered":"MEMEtime: Strangely… I am pleased."},"content":{"rendered":"

Normally a meme gets a mood of: amused<\/i> from me.<\/p>\n

I just retook a test and got an answer that made me smile:<\/p>\n

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<\/td>\n \u00a0 <\/td>\n
The Bachelor<\/font>
D<\/b>eliberate<\/font> <\/font>G<\/b>entle <\/font>S<\/b>ex <\/font>M<\/b>aster (DGSMm<\/font>)<\/p>\n

<\/center> \u00a0 \u00a0 Straight-up. Studly. Congratulations, you are The Bachelor<\/b>. <\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0 You’re an honest, good-thinking guy, and though you’re very sexually active, people don’t perceive you as a male-slut or man-whore or guy-dick-putter-inner or whatever. You have a sterling reputation. <\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0 You’re a careful person, perhaps too much so for your friends’ tastes, but girls like that in you. You probably don’t kiss & tell. And you definitely don’t brag. You know you don’t have to prove anything to anyone. It’s as if you believe in monogamy, so long as it’s with lots of different people. <\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0 Our guess is that you’ve got some kind of word-of-mouth going with the girls out there, and that in the future, your sex partners will get even more plentiful<\/b><\/font>, and more attractive<\/b><\/font>, too. <\/p>\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your exact opposite:
The Manchild<\/b>

Random <\/font>Brutal <\/font>Love <\/font>Dreamer
<\/span> <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

<\/center> \u00a0 \u00a0 You will settle down eventually, and make an excellent husband. You seem like the type who is into the idea of making copies of yourself, so you’ll probably have lots of kids. Bear in mind, meanwhile, this can get expensive. <\/p>\n

ALTERNATE ENDING<\/b>: You will die broke and alone. Vermin will feast on your ragged body for five<\/i> days before the groundskeeper notices. The thing is, when somebody dies in a public restroom, the natural odor of his decomposing flesh is often masked by the feces smell.
<\/p>\n

ALWAYS AVOID<\/font>: The Wild Rose<\/b> <\/p>\n

CONSIDER<\/font>: The Dirty Little Secret<\/b>, The Intern<\/b> <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

Link: The Dating Persona Test<\/b><\/a> by <\/b>OkCupid<\/b> – Free Online Dating<\/a>.
My profile name: lordandrei<\/b><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

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