There is muchly much on my mind. Much good, some not so good. I will decide if I wish to post or not post as I will.<\/p>\n
But to deal with it, I will now post this piece of copyrighted comedy that I have no right to do so. I do so for no profit and will remove upon request.<\/p>\n
I post this because, in a small way something in here speaks to the way I feel.<\/p>\n
THE GEORGE CARLIN BOOK CLUB<\/p>\n
“Join the book club, as an introductory offer, we’ll send you the following
\nbooks absolutely free:<\/p>\n
-EAT, RUN, STAY FIT, AND DIE ANYWAY
\n-HOW TO SEEM INTELLIGENT
\n-THERE’S BIG MONEY IN STAYING PUT
\n-PIECE OF MIND BY LOSING COMPLETE CONTROL FOR 16 HOURS A DAY
\n-YOUR THIGHS CONTROL YOUR LIFE
\n-HOW TO FILLET A PANDA
\n-RID YOURSELF OF DOUBT, OR SHOULD YOU?
\n-CHANCES ARE, YOUR SISTER’S FULL OF SH*T
\n-HOW TO GIVE YOURSELF A COMPLETE PHYSICAL WITHOUT GETTING UNDRESSED
\n-64 GOOD REASONS FOR GIVING UP HOPE
\n-WHY JEWS POINT
\n-A HUNDRED DEAD PEOPLE NOBODY MISSES
\n-BACKPACKING FOR SHUT-INS
\n-MY DOG IS A REAL FRUIT
\n-YOUR SHOES ARE WORTH MONEY
\n-REORGANIZING YOUR POCKETS
\n-WHAT TO WEAR ON THE TOILET
\n-124 SIMPLE EXERCIZES FOR THE TEETH
\n-THE STAINS IN YOUR SHORTS CAN INDICATE YOUR FUTURE
\n-TIPS ON GETTING LAID
\n-SELF-MUTILATION AS AN ATTENTION GETTER
\n-600 WAYS TO GIVE PEOPLE THE SHAFT
\n-TREMBLE YOUR WAY TO FITNESS
\n-YOU GIVE ME 6 WEEKS, AND I’LL GIVE YOU SOME DISEASE<\/p>\n
And if you join today, we’ll send the following books absolutely free:<\/p>\n
-POEMS FOR THE INSANE
\n-A TREASURY OF POORLY UNDERSTOOD IDEAS
\n-APARTMENT HUNTING FOR DEVIL WORSHIPPERS
\n-A COMPLETE LIST OF ALL THE THINGS THAT ARE STILL PENDING<\/p>\n
And these books on food are yours:<\/p>\n
-THE INTRAVENOUS COOKBOOK
\n-THE MEANING OF CORN
\n-FILL YOUR LIFE WITH CROUTONS
\n-THE FOOD COLORING DIET
\n-COOKING FOR THE PARALYZED
\n-COOKING WITH HEAT<\/p>\n
And if you join today, we’ll send the following books absolutely free:<\/p>\n
-CONTROLLING FEAR WITHOUT GETTING FRIGHTENED
\n-THINGS NO ONE CAN HELP
\n-UNDERSTANDING PEOPLE YOU’LL NEVER MEET
\n-SIX WAYS TO F**K UP BEFORE BREAKFAST
\n-MARRIAGE FOR ONE
\n-I SUCK, YOU SUCK
\n-LET’S CHANGE THE ALPHABET
\n-FAMOUS BULLSH*T STORIES
\n-SPORT FISHING WITH POWER SAWS
\n-WHY HAWAII AND NORWAY ARE NOT NEAR EACH OTHER<\/p>\n
And if you join today we’ll send the following books absolutely free:<\/p>\n
-A LIST OF PEOPLE WHO MEAN WELL
\n-DON’T THROW AWAY YOUR OLD SKIN
\n-10 THINGS WE DON’T KNOW YET
\n-CARING FOR THE SEATED
\n-THE WRONG UNDERWEAR CAN KILL
\n-TROTTING ACROSS ZAIRE
\n-WHY IT DOESN’T SNOW ANYMORE
\n-THE COMPLETE LIST OF EVERYONES’ PERSONAL EFFECTS
\n-SIX CITIES THAT NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN TO
\n-I GAVE UP HOPE AND DIED, AND IT WORKED
\n-FAMOUS PEOPLE WHO WERE WIRY
\n-THE LIVES OF 6 EXTREMELY SHORT SAINTS<\/p>\n
And if you join today, we’ll send the following instruction books absolutely
\nfree:<\/p>\n
-HOW TO DO EVERYTHING AT ONCE
\n-HOW TO GIVE PEOPLE YOUR BEST REGARDS
\n-HOW TO SPOIL OTHER PEOPLE’S FUN
\n-HOW TO KILL A RAT WITH AN OBOE
\n-HOW TO ORGANIZE A ‘TUPPERWARE’ GANG BANG
\n-HOW TO WAVE GOODBYE WITHOUT MOVING YOUR ARMS
\n-HOW TO SPOT TRULY VICIOUS PEOPLE IN CHURCH
\n-HOW TO GET BACK FROM BOSTON
\n-HOW TO LEASE OUT THE SPACE INSIDE YOUR NOSE
\n-HOW TO GET A TAN WITH A FLASHLIGHT
\n-HOW TO START A RANGE WAR
\n-HOW TO SPOT A CREEP FROM A DISTANCE
\n-HOW TO GIVE A KING A REALLY HARD TIME
\n-HOW TO KILL YOUR NEPHEW
\n-HOW TO BECOME A GREASEBALL and
\n-HOW TO TURN UNBEARABLE PAIN INTO EXTRA INCOME<\/p>\n
So call now, right now, join the book club today.”<\/p>\n