{"id":1795,"date":"2006-02-10T20:51:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-11T02:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/?p=1795"},"modified":"2006-02-10T20:51:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-11T02:51:00","slug":"why-do-i-love-my-wife-let-me-count-the-ways","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2006\/02\/10\/why-do-i-love-my-wife-let-me-count-the-ways\/","title":{"rendered":"Why do I love my wife. Let me count the ways."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From an IM conversation:<\/p>\n<p>Me: I think it&#8217;s only fair to tell you honestly. I think I&#8217;m developing a drinking problem<\/p>\n<p>H: *waits for punch line*<\/p>\n<p>Me: I have now missed my mouth, spilled, or choked on liquid for the 4th time in 2 days<\/p>\n<p>H:*laugh*<br \/>\nH: I love you<\/p>\n<p>Me: Thank you<br \/>\nMe:Thank you for allowing that moment of comedy<br \/>\nMe: I love you<\/p>\n<p>See, she lets me do this. And this makes me happy. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-1795\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2006\/02\/10\/why-do-i-love-my-wife-let-me-count-the-ways\/?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-1795\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2006\/02\/10\/why-do-i-love-my-wife-let-me-count-the-ways\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-1795\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2006\/02\/10\/why-do-i-love-my-wife-let-me-count-the-ways\/?share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2006\/02\/10\/why-do-i-love-my-wife-let-me-count-the-ways\/?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From an IM conversation: Me: I think it&#8217;s only fair to tell you honestly. 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