{"id":1800,"date":"2006-02-18T10:45:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-18T16:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/?p=1800"},"modified":"2006-02-18T10:45:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-18T16:45:00","slug":"sometimes-its-all-in-the-delivery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2006\/02\/18\/sometimes-its-all-in-the-delivery\/","title":{"rendered":"Sometimes… it’s all in the delivery."},"content":{"rendered":"

I purchased some Chapstick (\u2122) for shimmeringjemmy<\/a> this morning. She placed it on her bedside table. Accordingly, the cat, cute_evil<\/a> knocked it off the bedside table.<\/p>\n

She looked at me and said, “Now I know what’s been happening to it.” (This would seem to explain why the last 5-10 of these have vanished mysteriously)<\/p>\n

In a dead pan voice I looked at her and said.<\/p>\n

“Yes, the cat ate it.”<\/p>\n

(I continued deadpan)<\/p>\n

“This explains 2 things:<\/p>\n

One… It would explain why they keep vanishing mysteriously.
\nTwo… it would explain why she has such tender lips.”<\/p>\n

And shimmeringjemmy<\/a> convulsed with laughter.<\/p>\n

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