{"id":1902,"date":"2006-06-15T12:16:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-15T18:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/?p=1902"},"modified":"2006-06-15T12:16:00","modified_gmt":"2006-06-15T18:16:00","slug":"you-know-its-just-going-to-be-one-of-those-days","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/15\/you-know-its-just-going-to-be-one-of-those-days\/","title":{"rendered":"You know.. it&#8217;s just going to be one of those days&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are two very different ways to read\/perform Shakespeare. <\/p>\n<p>One very obvious and one much lower carrying a level of subtext that must be read with the opposite intent. In doing so, one can insult the very nature of behavior while surreptitiously teaching a very difficult lesson. <\/p>\n<p>Today, I find my inner nature at odds with my ability as a performer to relegate the ability to transcend the obvious.<\/p>\n<p>So, now.. one of the most argued passages of Shakespeare that is likewise one of the most misperformed audition pieces.<br \/>\n<!--more The contents within neither signify nor do not signify my view of the world--><\/p>\n<p>Fie, fie! unknit that threatening unkind brow,<br \/>\nAnd dart not scornful glances from those eyes,<br \/>\nTo wound thy lord, thy king, thy governor:<br \/>\nIt blots thy beauty as frosts do bite the meads,<br \/>\nConfounds thy fame as whirlwinds shake fair buds,<br \/>\nAnd in no sense is meet or amiable.<br \/>\nA woman moved is like a fountain troubled,<br \/>\nMuddy, ill-seeming, thick, bereft of beauty;<br \/>\nAnd while it is so, none so dry or thirsty<br \/>\nWill deign to sip or touch one drop of it.<br \/>\nThy husband is thy lord, thy life, thy keeper,<br \/>\nThy head, thy sovereign; one that cares for thee,<br \/>\nAnd for thy maintenance commits his body<br \/>\nTo painful labour both by sea and land,<br \/>\nTo watch the night in storms, the day in cold,<br \/>\nWhilst thou liest warm at home, secure and safe;<br \/>\nAnd craves no other tribute at thy hands<br \/>\nBut love, fair looks and true obedience;<br \/>\nToo little payment for so great a debt.<br \/>\nSuch duty as the subject owes the prince<br \/>\nEven such a woman oweth to her husband;<br \/>\nAnd when she is froward, peevish, sullen, sour,<br \/>\nAnd not obedient to his honest will,<br \/>\nWhat is she but a foul contending rebel<br \/>\nAnd graceless traitor to her loving lord?<br \/>\nI am ashamed that women are so simple<br \/>\nTo offer war where they should kneel for peace;<br \/>\nOr seek for rule, supremacy and sway,<br \/>\nWhen they are bound to serve, love and obey.<br \/>\nWhy are our bodies soft and weak and smooth,<br \/>\nUnapt to toil and trouble in the world,<br \/>\nBut that our soft conditions and our hearts<br \/>\nShould well agree with our external parts?<br \/>\nCome, come, you froward and unable worms!<br \/>\nMy mind hath been as big as one of yours,<br \/>\nMy heart as great, my reason haply more,<br \/>\nTo bandy word for word and frown for frown;<br \/>\nBut now I see our lances are but straws,<br \/>\nOur strength as weak, our weakness past compare,<br \/>\nThat seeming to be most which we indeed least are.<br \/>\nThen vail your stomachs, for it is no boot,<br \/>\nAnd place your hands below your husband&#8217;s foot:<br \/>\nIn token of which duty, if he please,<br \/>\nMy hand is ready; may it do him ease.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www-tech.mit.edu\/Shakespeare\/taming_shrew\/taming_shrew.5.2.html#speech86\"><i>Taming of the Shrew, Act 5, Scene 2<\/i><br \/>\n<font size=small>Katharina&#8217;s final speech.<\/font><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-1902\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/15\/you-know-its-just-going-to-be-one-of-those-days\/?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-1902\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/15\/you-know-its-just-going-to-be-one-of-those-days\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-1902\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/15\/you-know-its-just-going-to-be-one-of-those-days\/?share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/15\/you-know-its-just-going-to-be-one-of-those-days\/?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are two very different ways to read\/perform Shakespeare. One very obvious and one much lower carrying a level of subtext that must be read with the opposite intent. In doing so, one can insult the very nature of behavior while surreptitiously teaching a very difficult lesson. Today, I find my inner nature at odds [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-1902\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/15\/you-know-its-just-going-to-be-one-of-those-days\/?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-1902\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/15\/you-know-its-just-going-to-be-one-of-those-days\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-1902\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/15\/you-know-its-just-going-to-be-one-of-those-days\/?share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/15\/you-know-its-just-going-to-be-one-of-those-days\/?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1X6ba-uG","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1902"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1902"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1902\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1902"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1902"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1902"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}