\n“I didn’t want him looking in the glove box, because I have a small pocket knife in there, and I want this to go as quickly as possible. Could you make sure it’s covered. I move some papers around and spy the following<\/a><\/p>\n
I figure…I might as well cover that up as well. It’s probably in the driver’s best interest…especially if he’s worried about a pocket knife.<\/p>\n
The cop gives him a ticket for not stopping for an imaginary pedestrian who was theoretically halfway into a crosswalk that also doesn’t exist. (In reflection…maybe I should have given the cop what I found.. Obviously he had several of his own.)<\/p>\n
We get back to my place. The driver is not happy being ticketed. I say, Well, I covered the pocket knife and figured I should cover the ‘pipe’ as well. My friend …. bleached.
\n“What pipe?”
\n“The pipe in the glove compartment”
\n“I don’t have a pipe in the glove comptment. I wouldn’t put a pipe in the glove compartment, especially for the reason we just had..”<\/p>\n
He excuses himself to examine the contraband and try to deduce which of his “friends” he might have to kill.<\/p>\n
Five minutes later he returns to my apartment simply saying, “You son of a bitch…”<\/p>\n
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\nMy friend has found the contraband. Matter of fact, he’d been trying to find that tire gauge<\/b> for quite some time. He’s not sure whether to thank me in aiding him finding it, or kill me for taking 5 years off his life.<\/p>\n
Now come on…. Wouldn’t you have made the same mistake in dark, with a cop nearby, trying to rifle someone else’s glove compartment :?)
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\nAn he still thinks, “You son of a bitch…”<\/p>\n