{"id":2315,"date":"2007-08-25T09:49:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-25T15:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/?p=2315"},"modified":"2007-08-25T09:49:00","modified_gmt":"2007-08-25T15:49:00","slug":"memetime-the-purity-tests","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/25\/memetime-the-purity-tests\/","title":{"rendered":"Memetime: The purity tests"},"content":{"rendered":"

Purity and LJ Purity tests.<\/p>\n

Courtesy of theferrett<\/a> prompted by posts by princekermit<\/a><\/p>\n

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Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score<\/a> Is… <\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nYour Score:<\/td>\nAverage For All Users<\/td>\nAverage For All Straight Liberal Married Pinkish 36 to 42-Year old Males
(29 total)<\/td>\n		 <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Dating<\/strong><\/td>\n0.00%<\/td>\n34.17%<\/td>\n19.36%<\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Self-Lovin’<\/strong><\/td>\n27.27%<\/td>\n61.04%<\/td>\n38.45%<\/td>\nWhen I think about you – or anyone – I touch myself <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Shamelessness<\/strong><\/td>\n53.23%<\/td>\n77.43%<\/td>\n65.3%<\/td>\nIt takes a couple of drinks <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sex Drive<\/strong><\/td>\n42.86%<\/td>\n75.11%<\/td>\n57.47%<\/td>\nI got needs<\/i>, baby, you gotta unnastan’! <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Straightness<\/strong><\/td>\n3.70%<\/td>\n39.39%<\/td>\n7.02%<\/td>\nKnows the other body type like a map <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Gayness<\/strong><\/td>\n79.63%<\/td>\n78.3%<\/td>\n91.63%<\/td>\nRepressed, are we? <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Dominant<\/strong><\/td>\n61.67%<\/td>\n86.81%<\/td>\n75.75%<\/td>\nNot afraid to tie the knot <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Submissive<\/strong><\/td>\n96.83%<\/td>\n87.18%<\/td>\n85.22%<\/td>\nSubmits to no one… almost <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Fucking Sick<\/strong><\/td>\n74.49%<\/td>\n89.9%<\/td>\n83.74%<\/td>\nDipped into depravity <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Total Score<\/strong><\/td>\n54.37%<\/td>\n73.84%<\/td>\n62.84%<\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0
and see how you match up!<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

(By The Ferrett<\/a>)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
\"Ultimate<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Category<\/strong><\/td>\nYour Score<\/strong><\/td>\nAverage LJer<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Community Attachment<\/td>\n22%<\/b>
You’ve got pals to cheer you up when you’re down, but no audience to applaud you… Yet.<\/td>\n		22.68%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
MemeSheepage<\/td>\n15%<\/b>
Only trendy when it’s sufficiently entertaining<\/td>\n		27.83%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Original Content<\/td>\n35%<\/b>
Some stories must be told – and you’re the one to tell them<\/td>\n		37.93%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Psychodrama Quotient<\/td>\n3%<\/b>
Warning: Can Flame When Necessary<\/td>\n		16.72%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Attention Whoring<\/td>\n2%<\/b>
Low-key and lovin’ it<\/td>\n		20.67%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Your LiveJournal Obsession Number is:
11112<\/a>
Click it to see other users who had similar scores to yours! <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\tTake The Ultimate LiveJournal Obsession Test
and see how you match up! <\/strong><\/a><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

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