{"id":2358,"date":"2007-10-22T12:28:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-22T18:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/?p=2358"},"modified":"2007-10-22T12:28:00","modified_gmt":"2007-10-22T18:28:00","slug":"big-post-up-next-but-first-fluff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/22\/big-post-up-next-but-first-fluff\/","title":{"rendered":"Big post up next, but first fluff"},"content":{"rendered":"

This was posted to me a few years ago… I posted it a little over 3 years ago<\/a>. I felt like reposting it while I’m working on a more ‘researched’ post.<\/p>\n

You know you’re living in the modern age when:<\/p>\n

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. <\/p>\n

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. <\/p>\n

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. <\/p>\n

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. <\/p>\n

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don’t have e-mail addresses. <\/p>\n

6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. <\/p>\n

7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial “8” to get an outside line. <\/p>\n

8. You’ve sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three Different companies. <\/p>\n

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o’clock news. <\/p>\n

11. Your boss doesn’t have the ability to do your job. <\/p>\n

12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home. <\/p>\n

13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen. <\/p>\n

14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. <\/p>\n

15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee. <\/p>\n

16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. \ud83d\ude42 <\/p>\n

17. You’re reading this and nodding and laughing. <\/p>\n

18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. <\/p>\n

19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. <\/p>\n

20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this list AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.<\/p>\n

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