{"id":2459,"date":"2008-02-01T07:56:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-01T13:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/?p=2459"},"modified":"2008-02-01T07:56:00","modified_gmt":"2008-02-01T13:56:00","slug":"cry-havok-and-let-loose-the-kittens-of-war","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/01\/cry-havok-and-let-loose-the-kittens-of-war\/","title":{"rendered":"Cry Havok! And let loose the Kittens of War"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Many people close to me have learned that IM and specific email accts are the best way to reach me. I have a hate-hate relationship with phone companies.  Worse if they are cellular. <\/p>\n<p>My recent cell phone bill was about 4 times the amount it was supposed to be. This sent me on a calling brigade of the company to get it straightened out. I made about calls over a month. During this time since I hadn&#8217;t paid the inflated amount they&#8217;d billed me, they started shutting off &#8216;components&#8217; of my service. One phone could now only make calls, one phone could only receive calls. It was nuts.<\/p>\n<p>5 calls gave me 5 different answers. Overall 3 agreed that I should go to a local Carrier branded store and have them help me out.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday I found myself in said store. After 15 minutes of explaining they found the problem. When I added a second line in October my business data plan (which included unlimited internet) was removed. I didn&#8217;t ask for this to be removed. &lt;sarcasm style=&#8221;dripping&#8221;&gt;I mean, I&#8217;m only a software engineer? Why would I ever need unlimited internet&lt;\/sarcasm&gt;<\/p>\n<p>As a result of this unplanned (and unrequested) plan change, I started getting an addition $75-100 \/ month in data usage. This from my phone passively checking Outlook.<\/p>\n<p>Then the store rep looked at me and said the worst thing imaginable, &#8220;We can&#8217;t help with this here. You have to call our &#8216;customer retention&#8217; office.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My initial response was, &#8220;Breaking straw&#8230; Get me my iPhone&#8221;.. But now let me explain &#8220;Customer Retention&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The CR department is the department of, &#8220;Hi, our company is so convoluted, that we f&#8217;ed a customer so bad, we&#8217;re going to probably lose them. Let&#8217;s see how far we can bend at the waist and take it up the a&#038;# for the customer so that they will reconsider.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Translation: I got a customer service rep who was not only one of the nicest, but probably the most genuine sounding that I&#8217;ve ever dealt with. They removed all the charges, removed all fees, overages, and reconnect costs. They fixed the account as I outlined.<\/p>\n<p>So&#8230; for now. My cell works correctly. I am less annoyed with cell carrier.<\/p>\n<p>Afterward: How best to reach me.<br \/>\n1) IM: My primary AIM is the best (It&#8217;s not hard to figure out the id)<br \/>\n2) Email: My primary mac.com email (ID same as above)<br \/>\n3) Calling me at my office number<br \/>\n4) Text messaging me at my cell<\/p>\n<p>#3 is the best phoning method because if I do not pick up the phone the call will be recorded and mailed to my work acct.<\/p>\n<p>Why is calling Andrei&#8217;s cell a bad idea. My office security is high to prevent people from accessing our internal network. As a result, they&#8217;ve taken pains to dampen signal for cell phones. I get no signal at the office. Phone calls get shunted to voice mail which on my Carrier has never worked right at all. At home&#8230; For some reasons I&#8217;m just not close enough to a good tower. Signal quality is horrid.<\/p>\n<p>Pulling into the bus station now. I hope to elabourate on contact methods later in the day. 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