{"id":2491,"date":"2008-03-09T20:26:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-10T02:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/?p=2491"},"modified":"2008-03-09T20:26:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-10T02:26:00","slug":"rant-the-internet-can-shove-it-up-its-uncorked-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/09\/rant-the-internet-can-shove-it-up-its-uncorked-a\/","title":{"rendered":"Rant: The internet can shove it up it&#8217;s uncorked A**"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So&#8230; for the past 24-48 hours&#8230; I have been.. <i>unwell<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Thanks to some meds\u00a0(today) &#8230; I&#8217;m starting to get some sense of normalcy back&#8230;slowly.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, I haven&#8217;t really had much to eat. Maybe 2-3 bananas. Some saltines, some water and the high point&#8230; A jelly on rye bread sandwich.<\/p>\n<p>I figured I&#8217;d look on line for &#8216;what to eat on a sour stomach\/suffering from d**&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>And I found tonnes of lists.<\/p>\n<p>The part that&#8217;s got me &#8220;oiked&#8221; off&#8230; Every BLOODY list is the same.<\/p>\n<p>1) Don&#8217;t eat this<br \/>\n2) cut out this<br \/>\n3) Avoid this<br \/>\n4) reduce intake of this<br \/>\n5) stop eating this<br \/>\n6) Stop drinking this.<\/p>\n<p>In the words of the masters: Can we stop talking &#8220;YAMA&#8221; here. I need some dietary NIYAMA.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t have a lot of energy to begin with. If I&#8217;m spending all my time going, &#8220;Nope, not that&#8221; I&#8217;m too damned tired when I get to something and go&#8230; Hmmn, not on the list. Wonder if it&#8217;s safe.<\/p>\n<p>Sigh.<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-2491\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/09\/rant-the-internet-can-shove-it-up-its-uncorked-a\/?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-2491\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/09\/rant-the-internet-can-shove-it-up-its-uncorked-a\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-2491\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/09\/rant-the-internet-can-shove-it-up-its-uncorked-a\/?share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/09\/rant-the-internet-can-shove-it-up-its-uncorked-a\/?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So&#8230; for the past 24-48 hours&#8230; I have been.. unwell Thanks to some meds\u00a0(today) &#8230; I&#8217;m starting to get some sense of normalcy back&#8230;slowly. Unfortunately, I haven&#8217;t really had much to eat. Maybe 2-3 bananas. Some saltines, some water and the high point&#8230; A jelly on rye bread sandwich. I figured I&#8217;d look on line [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-2491\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/09\/rant-the-internet-can-shove-it-up-its-uncorked-a\/?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-2491\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/09\/rant-the-internet-can-shove-it-up-its-uncorked-a\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-2491\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/09\/rant-the-internet-can-shove-it-up-its-uncorked-a\/?share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/09\/rant-the-internet-can-shove-it-up-its-uncorked-a\/?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[163,43,993,636],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1X6ba-Eb","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2491"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2491"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2491\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}