{"id":2744,"date":"2008-12-02T19:03:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-03T01:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/?p=2744"},"modified":"2008-12-02T19:03:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-03T01:03:00","slug":"dear-santa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/02\/dear-santa\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Santa&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<table width=500 style='border:1px solid black; background-color:black; color:white;'>\n<tr>\n<td><img src='http:\/\/triggur.org\/dearsanta\/santa.gif'\/><font size=6>Dear Santa&#8230;<\/font><\/p>\n<p><b>Dear Santa,<\/b><\/p>\n<p>This year I&#8217;ve been busy!<\/p>\n<p>In August I signed my organ donor card <font size=-3 color=gray>(28 points)<\/font>.  Last Friday on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card <font size=-3 color=gray>(-40 points)<\/font>.  Last Monday I gave <a href=\"http:\/\/kdana.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">kdana<\/a> a kidney <font size=-3 color=gray>(1000 points)<\/font>.  Last Wednesday I bought porn for <a href=\"http:\/\/papertygre.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">papertygre<\/a> <font size=-3 color=gray>(10 points)<\/font>.  Last Sunday I turned <a href=\"http:\/\/shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">shirtlifterbear<\/a> in for running naked in the mall <font size=-3 color=gray>(3 points)<\/font>.  <\/p>\n<p>Overall, I&#8217;ve been <b>nice<\/b> <font size=-3 color=gray>(1001 points)<\/font>.  For Christmas I deserve <b>a Playstation 3<\/b>!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Sincerely,<br \/>lordandrei<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<form action='http:\/\/triggur.org\/dearsanta\/'>Write your letter to Santa!  Enter your LJ username:<input type=text name=uname size=20\/><input type=submit value='Write Santa!'\/><\/form>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-2744\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/02\/dear-santa\/?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-2744\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/02\/dear-santa\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-2744\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/02\/dear-santa\/?share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/02\/dear-santa\/?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Santa&#8230; Dear Santa, This year I&#8217;ve been busy! 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