{"id":302,"date":"2002-02-13T01:03:00","date_gmt":"2002-02-13T07:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/?p=302"},"modified":"2002-02-13T01:03:00","modified_gmt":"2002-02-13T07:03:00","slug":"late-night-putz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2002\/02\/13\/late-night-putz\/","title":{"rendered":"Late night putz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I keep forgetting when blearily unable to sleep not to log into AIM. Especially AIM&#8217;s canned chat rooms. This is just a sad example of why the net has gone to hell.<\/p>\n<p><!--more Watch the stupidity unfold....--><br \/>\nA 2002-02-13 -0800<br \/>\n(00:47:25)godsgift4lady:hi<br \/>\n(00:47:38)lordandrei:hello<br \/>\n(00:48:05)godsgift4lady:hi<br \/>\n(00:48:08)godsgift4lady:asl<br \/>\n(00:48:11)godsgift4lady:please<br \/>\n(00:48:19)lordandrei:So, you didn&#8217;t actually bother to read my profile, then<\/p>\n<p><i>Authors note: my AIM profile reads:<br \/>\nBefore messaging me, you&#8217;d better read:<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/homepage.mac.com\/life_magick\/aim.html\">http:\/\/homepage.mac.com\/life_magick\/aim.html<\/a><\/i><\/p>\n<p>(00:48:26)godsgift4lady:want 2 trade pics<br \/>\n(00:48:55)lordandrei:Well, try to prove you can actually read and we&#8217;ll go from there.<br \/>\n(00:52:43)godsgift4lady:ok sorry<br \/>\n(00:52:46)godsgift4lady:whats new<br \/>\n(00:53:10)lordandrei:Work has massively sucked of late. 110 hrs the last two weeks.<br \/>\n(00:53:41)godsgift4lady:i heard that<br \/>\n(00:53:59)godsgift4lady:would u like 2 trade pics with me ?<br \/>\n(00:54:05)lordandrei:tired of chat rooms. A bunch of HNG&#8217;s trying to top each other.<br \/>\n(00:54:15)godsgift4lady:what nationalty r u<br \/>\n(00:54:52)lordandrei:What nationality am I? I was in the L.A. chatroom. I&#8217;m local.<br \/>\n(00:55:03)godsgift4lady:o<br \/>\n(00:55:14)lordandrei:You?<br \/>\n(00:55:19)godsgift4lady:well would u like 2 trade<br \/>\n(00:55:28)lordandrei:Why do you want to trade?<br \/>\n(00:55:41)godsgift4lady:russian but born in chicago IL<br \/>\n(00:55:52)godsgift4lady:just 2 see what u look like<br \/>\n(00:56:11)godsgift4lady:i like 2 see who im taking 2 thats all<br \/>\n(00:56:25)lordandrei:Well, before I share&#8230;What do you think I look like&#8230;. Just a wild guess.. Anything?<br \/>\n(00:57:03)godsgift4lady:very sexy<br \/>\n(00:57:08)godsgift4lady:im i right<br \/>\n(00:57:26)lordandrei:And you know a sexy woman when you talk to her, yes?<br \/>\n(00:57:41)godsgift4lady:yes<br \/>\n(00:57:46)godsgift4lady:i think so<br \/>\n(00:57:59)lordandrei:Do you have any idea what the word &#8220;Lord&#8221; means?<br \/>\n(00:58:17)godsgift4lady:yes<br \/>\n(00:58:20)godsgift4lady:why<br \/>\n(00:58:22)lordandrei:What does it mean?<br \/>\n&lt;godsgift4lady signed off (00:58:28)&gt;<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-302\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2002\/02\/13\/late-night-putz\/?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-302\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2002\/02\/13\/late-night-putz\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-302\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2002\/02\/13\/late-night-putz\/?share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2002\/02\/13\/late-night-putz\/?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I keep forgetting when blearily unable to sleep not to log into AIM. 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