{"id":33,"date":"2010-02-06T12:36:57","date_gmt":"2010-02-06T18:36:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/?p=33"},"modified":"2010-02-06T12:36:57","modified_gmt":"2010-02-06T18:36:57","slug":"beware-the-toddlers-craw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2010\/02\/06\/beware-the-toddlers-craw\/","title":{"rendered":"Beware the toddler&#8217;s CRAW!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Aiden has now moved into the talking phase that I must compare with an episode of \u201cGet Smart.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>He ran over to us while playing a computer game and declared, \u201cShopting Beg!\u201d My wife looked at him and said, \u201cShopping Bag?\u201d He quickly corrected \u201cNo! Not Shopting Beg\u2026 Shopting Beg!\u201d After a moment, she tried again, \u201cSomething Big?\u201d \u201cOoh, yeah!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>There was an episode of \u201cGet Smart\u201d in the 1960\u2019s that really drove home this amusing breakdown in communication. If featured a less-than-Asian villain known as the \u201cCraw.\u201d (The exchange can be seen on YouTube at this link: http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ftgAG3Vnif8 )<\/p>\n<p>Today has been a horridly slow day at home. Aiden and Heather both have the sinus disaster that I had on Friday. As a toddler, this means Aiden is a fountain of mucus. He knows how to get a tissue and wipe off his face; he just doesn\u2019t do it with much accuracy or intent.<\/p>\n<p>We both took a pretty big brunt of this last night. When Aiden is sick the treatment is typically Motrin. This means that Heather must be awoken because I can\u2019t touch the stuff. Apparently, my big drug allergy is Ibuprofen and liquid Motrin causes my fingers and hands to rash and swell. Whee. Once that was done; I fielded him as he coughed and sneezed himself awake the next 3-4 times throughout the night.<\/p>\n<p>Typically we try to keep Aiden\u2019s computer and TV time down on the weekend. When he\u2019s sick, this tends to be relaxed. With him sick, Mama sick, and Daddy falling asleep\u2026 all bets are off. 3 episodes of \u201cTeen Titans\u201d and 2 hours of http:\/\/Starfall.com later and it is lunchtime and hopefully nap time soon.<\/p>\n<p>Naptime affords me time to continue to study up on my toddler-pidgin English. The time at least may give me a change to screw my head back on enough to face another 4 hours of honange (Orange).<\/p>\n<p>I love my boy. \u263a<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-33\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2010\/02\/06\/beware-the-toddlers-craw\/?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-33\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2010\/02\/06\/beware-the-toddlers-craw\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-33\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2010\/02\/06\/beware-the-toddlers-craw\/?share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2010\/02\/06\/beware-the-toddlers-craw\/?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aiden has now moved into the talking phase that I must compare with an episode of \u201cGet Smart.\u201d He ran over to us while playing a computer game and declared, \u201cShopting Beg!\u201d My wife looked at him and said, \u201cShopping Bag?\u201d He quickly corrected \u201cNo! 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