{"id":3453,"date":"2011-02-01T11:48:07","date_gmt":"2011-02-01T16:48:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/?p=3453"},"modified":"2011-02-01T11:48:07","modified_gmt":"2011-02-01T16:48:07","slug":"things-to-know-about-pgh-steeler-james-harrison","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2011\/02\/01\/things-to-know-about-pgh-steeler-james-harrison\/","title":{"rendered":"Things to Know about Pgh Steeler James Harrison"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"I found this list on the front desk of my office this morning. So I had to track it down.<\/p>\n

Apparently James Harrison is now replacing both Chuck Norris and Charles Nelson Riley as the dangerous person on the block.<\/p>\n

I finally found the list on a thread on Planet Steelers<\/a> at the Pittsburgh Steelers Forum under the thread “The Legend of James Harrison<\/a>.”<\/p>\n

Enjoy… Add a few if you like.<\/p>\n

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  1. If you have five dollars and James Harrison has five dollars, James Harrison has more money than you.<\/li>\n
  2. There is no ‘ctrl’ button on James Harrison’s computer. James Harrison is always in control.<\/li>\n
  3. Apple pays James Harrison 99 cents every time he listens to a song.<\/li>\n
  4. James Harrison can sneeze with his eyes open.<\/li>\n
  5. James Harrison can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.<\/li>\n
  6. James Harrison is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.<\/li>\n
  7. James Harrison destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.<\/li>\n
  8. James Harrison can kill two stones with one bird.<\/li>\n
  9. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for James Harrison.<\/li>\n
  10. James Harrison doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.<\/li>\n
  11. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures James Harrison has allowed to live.<\/li>\n
  12. Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with James Harrison.<\/li>\n
  13. James Harrison does not sleep. He waits.<\/li>\n
  14. James Harrison is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.<\/li>\n
  15. James Harrison is the reason why Waldo is hiding.<\/li>\n
  16. James Harrison counted to infinity – twice.<\/li>\n
  17. When James Harrison does a pushup, he isn\u2019t lifting himself up, he\u2019s pushing the Earth down.<\/li>\n
  18. James Harrison is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.<\/li>\n
  19. James Harrison’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.<\/li>\n
  20. James Harrison can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.<\/li>\n
  21. James Harrison doesn\u2019t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.<\/li>\n
  22. James Harrison can slam a revolving door.<\/li>\n
  23. James Harrison does not get frostbite. James Harrison bites frost<\/li>\n
  24. Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching hearing James Harrison was born.<\/li>\n
  25. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
    \nThe only thing fear itself has to fear is James Harrison.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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