Messaged a friend this morning: This was the discourse –<\/p>\n
Me:<\/strong> C:<\/strong> Me:<\/strong> C:<\/strong> Me:<\/strong> C:<\/strong> Me:<\/strong> C:<\/strong> Me:<\/strong> C:<\/strong> Me:<\/strong> I then relayed the conversation to my wife and it continued:<\/em><\/p>\n H:<\/strong> Me:<\/strong> H:<\/strong> Me:<\/strong> H:<\/strong> Me:<\/strong> H:<\/strong>
\nGood morning, Starshine. The Earth says, “How ya doin?”<\/p>\n
\nThe Earth, as a rule, doesn’t give a damn how I’m doing.<\/p>\n
\nOh, no it does. It told me. It has about 14 people in the world that it decided to consciously concern itself with and surprisingly you are one of 3 Americans. One is a paraplegic in Wyoming, the other is an intern with Henson’s Creature shop
\nI pause for a moment<\/em>
\nUm, could you forget what I just said. I don’t think I was supposed to tell you that<\/p>\n
\nI love my friends.<\/p>\n
\n?<\/p>\n
\nHow many people do you know who’d just come out with that, spontaneously?<\/p>\n
\nWhat, besides me?
\nYou<\/p>\n
\nMy point exactly. Not many of us, so I like the ones there are.<\/p>\n
\nOn a regular basis, I check in with my wife, “So, are you bored with me?”<\/p>\n
\nI take it she says No.<\/p>\n
\nSo far<\/p>\n
\nThough why would the Earth tell you about these things if you weren’t one of the people it concerns itself with?<\/p>\n
\nOh, it doesn’t concern itself with me. It assumes I can do fine on my own. Actually sometimes comes to me for advise. Well, sometimes; normally it gets annoyed with me when I accidentally tip the vessel of knowledge when it comes to its personal interests. But, you know how it goes \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n
\nYou give advice to the Earth. And it hasn’t spontaneously sprouted a volcano in Washington DC?<\/p>\n
\nTemporally. What the hell do you think Mt. Saint Hellen’s was. It was the time equivalent of a shot just over the bow.
\nOh, wait, you said DC<\/p>\n
\nyeeeess<\/p>\n
\nWe’re working on that
\nI pause for a moment<\/em>
\nUm, could you forget what I just told you. I don’t think I was supposed to say that<\/p>\n
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