{"id":3502,"date":"2011-10-15T13:12:57","date_gmt":"2011-10-15T17:12:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/?p=3502"},"modified":"2011-10-15T13:12:57","modified_gmt":"2011-10-15T17:12:57","slug":"andrei-vs-housekeeping-housekeeping-1-andrei-0","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2011\/10\/15\/andrei-vs-housekeeping-housekeeping-1-andrei-0\/","title":{"rendered":"Andrei vs. Housekeeping. Housekeeping 1 &#8211; Andrei 0"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-3505\" title=\"beans\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/beans-114x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/beans-114x150.jpg 114w, http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/beans-229x300.jpg 229w, http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/beans.jpg 360w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 114px) 100vw, 114px\" \/>Yesterday I left a note for housekeeping:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<strong>No Coffee Please<\/strong>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>They leave about 3 coffee samples and they are in bags with the coffee filters to attach to the water generator in the room.<\/p>\n<p>Neither H nor I drink coffee. I figured, rather than getting something that will just lie around&#8230; I&#8217;ll leave a note.<\/p>\n<p>Housekeeping saw the word Coffee and thought I wanted MORE. And they left MOOORREEEE. I talked to the front desk who explained that housekeeping didn&#8217;t speak English, only Spanish<\/p>\n<p>Well, unfortunately I&#8217;m back to the basura scandal of 2002. I will link to that when I find it.<\/p>\n<p>So, round two. Today I left a two sided note. The front said, &#8220;Flip page for English&#8221; at the top and then (thanks to Google Translate:)<\/p>\n<pre>Hola, servicio de limpieza.\r\n\r\nPor favor, no sustituir el caf\u00e9\r\n\r\nYa no se bebe caf\u00e9. El caf\u00e9 se tiran a la basura\r\n\r\nNosotros preferimos tomar el t\u00e9. Le invitamos a salir de extra de eso.\r\n\r\nGracias.\r\n\r\nPor favor, tome de nuevo el caf\u00e9. No queremos ponerlo en la basura.<\/pre>\n<p>I really hope that is translated correctly.<\/p>\n<p>The back of course starts with: &#8220;Por favor, a su vez este documento al otro lado del espa\u00f1ol.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And then (for those that don&#8217;t speak Spanish or at least comprehend google translated Spanish):<\/p>\n<pre>Hello, housekeeping.\r\n\r\nPlease don't replace the coffee\r\n\r\nWe do not drink coffee. We will throw it in the trash.\r\n\r\nWe prefer tea. You are welcome to leave extra of that.\r\n\r\nThank you.\r\n\r\nPlease take back this coffee. 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