{"id":772,"date":"2003-09-19T20:11:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-20T02:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/?p=772"},"modified":"2003-09-19T20:11:00","modified_gmt":"2003-09-20T02:11:00","slug":"i-have-a-crush","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2003\/09\/19\/i-have-a-crush\/","title":{"rendered":"I have a crush?!?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cribbed from <a href=\"http:\/\/nebet_het.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">nebet_het<\/a> who I can guarantee falls into one of these categories for me \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<table cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"0\" border=\"1\" style=\"text-align: left; width: 500px;\" bgcolor=\"#000a0a\">\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><font size=\"+1\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/lordandrei\"><img src=\"http:\/\/stat.livejournal.com\/img\/userinfo.gif\" border=0\/>lordandrei<\/a>&#8216;s <a href=\"http:\/\/euthanize.us\/memes\/secret-crush-meme\/\">LiveJournal Secret Crush Stats<\/a><\/font><\/span><br \/> <font size=\"-1\">The below statistics indicate what sorta crushes <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/lordandrei\"><img src=\"http:\/\/stat.livejournal.com\/img\/userinfo.gif\" border=0\/>lordandrei<\/a> has on his LJ friends!<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"vertical-align: top;\">\n<table cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"2\" border=\"0\" style=\"text-align: left; width: 100%;\">\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: right; vertical-align: middle;\">No Crush<\/td>\n<td style=\"vertical-align: middle; width: 320px; text-align: center;\">\n<table cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"2\" border=\"0\" style=\"text-align: left; width: 320px;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"vertical-align: top; width: 226px; background-color: rgb(204, 0, 0);\"><\/td>\n<td style=\"vertical-align: top;\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<td style=\"width: 50px; vertical-align: middle; text-align: left;\">70.5%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: right; vertical-align: middle;\">Secret Crush<\/td>\n<td style=\"vertical-align: middle; width: 320px; text-align: center;\">\n<table cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"2\" border=\"0\" style=\"text-align: left; width: 320px;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"vertical-align: top; width: 51px; background-color: rgb(204, 0, 0);\"><\/td>\n<td style=\"vertical-align: top;\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<td style=\"width: 50px; vertical-align: middle; text-align: left;\">15.8%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: right; vertical-align: middle;\">Public Crush<\/td>\n<td style=\"vertical-align: middle; width: 320px; text-align: center;\">\n<table cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"2\" border=\"0\" style=\"text-align: left; width: 320px;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"vertical-align: top; width: 26px; background-color: rgb(204, 0, 0);\"><\/td>\n<td style=\"vertical-align: top;\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<td style=\"width: 50px; vertical-align: middle; text-align: left;\">8.2%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: right; vertical-align: middle;\">Ex-Crush<\/td>\n<td style=\"vertical-align: middle; width: 320px; text-align: center;\">\n<table cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"2\" border=\"0\" style=\"text-align: left; width: 320px;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"vertical-align: top; width: 17px; background-color: rgb(204, 0, 0);\"><\/td>\n<td style=\"vertical-align: top;\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<td style=\"width: 50px; vertical-align: middle; text-align: left;\">5.5%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr align=\"center\">\n<td style=\"vertical-align: top;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/euthanize.us\/memes\/secret-crush-meme\/\"><big>What are your LiveJournal Secret Crush Stats?<\/big><\/a><br \/>Tired of the sickly Suicide Girls? Faux geek porn got you down?<br \/>Check out <a href=\"http:\/\/euthanize.us\/memes\/secret-crush-meme\/ad.php\">That Strange Girl<\/a>.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-772\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2003\/09\/19\/i-have-a-crush\/?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-772\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2003\/09\/19\/i-have-a-crush\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-772\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2003\/09\/19\/i-have-a-crush\/?share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2003\/09\/19\/i-have-a-crush\/?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cribbed from nebet_het who I can guarantee falls into one of these categories for me \ud83d\ude09 lordandrei&#8216;s LiveJournal Secret Crush Stats The below statistics indicate what sorta crushes lordandrei has on his LJ friends! 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