{"id":919,"date":"2003-12-23T10:47:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-23T16:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/?p=919"},"modified":"2003-12-23T10:47:00","modified_gmt":"2003-12-23T16:47:00","slug":"an-im-proud-to-be-an-american-fun-fun-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2003\/12\/23\/an-im-proud-to-be-an-american-fun-fun-fun\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;An&#8217; I&#8217;m Proud to be an American&#8230;&#8221; Fun, fun, fun&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, after 35 years of avoiding civil responsibility;<\/p>\n<p>I have received a summons for Jury service for the United States District Court. After checking with the office where I&#8217;ve discovered that I will be payed full salary by the office for up to 20 days of service, I have opted not to seek exemption.<\/p>\n<p>I will be on call for a month from February 3 through March 3.<\/p>\n<p>The process begins with a Questionnaire that establishes your residency, competency in English (which makes me question whether I really am a peer of the people on trial), profession, age, race, and if you are exempt from serving.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, by law you are required to put your age, sex, race, and SSN. Which is interesting considering all the laws that say that no one should ask you for that information.<\/p>\n<p>Humourously,  I think that I might be able to claim exemption if so moved. One question asks if you are a professional (Doctor, lawyer, clergy, teacher) I am ordained clergy in my church and am in fact performing a Mass during that time period. But, that is on a Sunday and all my prep and rehearsal time is in the evening.<\/p>\n<p>I will be making $40\/day if selected to serve. Which is interesting because it means that the value of a juror is far below poverty.<\/p>\n<p>The dress code (sigh) is business wear. Men must wear shirts with a collar and casual or dress slacks. No open toed footwear, tennis shoes, or jeans. I think I&#8217;ll wear my russian collar. Though I&#8217;m tempted to wear something with victorian frills as it is a button-down dress shirt with a collar.<\/p>\n<p>So, today the paperwork goes in the mail. In 10 days I call to verify that it was received. Then, the evening after the groundhog is sorting through the crisis of his shadow, I start calling for 30 days to find out if I am going to be among the 30% of the people picked to listen to a pair of lawyers lie to me.<\/p>\n<p>More as this adventure unfolds.<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-919\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2003\/12\/23\/an-im-proud-to-be-an-american-fun-fun-fun\/?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-919\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2003\/12\/23\/an-im-proud-to-be-an-american-fun-fun-fun\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-919\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2003\/12\/23\/an-im-proud-to-be-an-american-fun-fun-fun\/?share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2003\/12\/23\/an-im-proud-to-be-an-american-fun-fun-fun\/?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, after 35 years of avoiding civil responsibility; I have received a summons for Jury service for the United States District Court. After checking with the office where I&#8217;ve discovered that I will be payed full salary by the office for up to 20 days of service, I have opted not to seek exemption. 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