{"id":953,"date":"2004-01-15T18:28:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-16T00:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/?p=953"},"modified":"2004-01-15T18:28:00","modified_gmt":"2004-01-16T00:28:00","slug":"kill-kill-kill-a-pizza-followup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/15\/kill-kill-kill-a-pizza-followup\/","title":{"rendered":"Kill, kill, kill: A pizza followup"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I realize I must be fussy. My one night alone at home. I ordered the pizza, &#8220;Sausage, Green Pepper, Mushroom, and NO CHEESE.&#8221; This last part I mentioned at least 3 times. I also asked them to ring my doorbell as I might not see them.<\/p>\n<p>So, 40 minutes after my call. I hear. &#8220;Um&#8230; Hello?&#8221;<br \/>\nI go to the window to see a guy waving at me. I attempt to explain the small medium thing&#8230; He doesn&#8217;t get it.<\/p>\n<p>I sign the receipt.<br \/>\nI look at the pizza<br \/>\nI take the receipt back and send the guy off with the pizza.<br \/>\nI call back. They said they&#8217;d try to have another one back in 20 minutes.<br \/>\nNo refunds or discounts mentioned&#8230; just they&#8217;d <i>try<\/i> to have another one in 20 minutes.<\/p>\n<p>And the voice of Tyler Durdan rings in my ears, &#8220;Clean food please&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I will manage to forget the receipt when the pizza comes back. If he asks for it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>*sigh*<\/p>\n<p>I shouldn&#8217;t deal with people when I&#8217;ve skipped lunch.<\/p>\n<p>Arrrrgh<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-953\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/15\/kill-kill-kill-a-pizza-followup\/?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-953\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/15\/kill-kill-kill-a-pizza-followup\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-953\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/15\/kill-kill-kill-a-pizza-followup\/?share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lordandrei.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/15\/kill-kill-kill-a-pizza-followup\/?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I realize I must be fussy. My one night alone at home. I ordered the pizza, &#8220;Sausage, Green Pepper, Mushroom, and NO CHEESE.&#8221; This last part I mentioned at least 3 times. I also asked them to ring my doorbell as I might not see them. So, 40 minutes after my call. 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