Archive for January, 2006


I love the way that conversations start. My mind tends to run the full gamut. So… I never know how I may respond. Today’s starter from a friend was:

one day I will bone a chicken like a pro

So obviously I responded,
“That’s rather personal. Did you really wish to share that”

I then recommended that his wife wander up to him and:
make clucking noises, then climax. Brock brock brock, oh… oh.. oooh, OH!

Yes, kids… I really am that broken. (But in a good way)

Identities of the guilty parties (besides myself) not listed unless they out themselves 🙂

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The holiday season has admittedly been busy. I’ve gotten myself back into the swing of having a social life and an OTO life again.

The pursuit for work continues, but I’m fine tuning the process at a more measured rate. Finances have evened out. Thank you so much to everyone who was so supportive when things took a bad turn. The famed project is not dead, but just being re-evaluated over time.

The number of people ‘in my life’ has all but tripled in the last month. I have a growing relationship with a new girlfriend (which for the sake of privacy will only be detailed under filter). And I have a growing future human being with my ever lovely shimmeringjemmy

I still suffer from being too excited about too many damned things and having little setbacks get me off the path of working on them.

So, I suggested to shimmeringjemmy that we volunteer at a planned parenthood clinic. Nothing confuses fundies more than choosing life and yet choosing to support someone else’s right to choice.

Me: We want to help protect these mother’s rights to choose.
Fundie: But we’ll get violent!
Me: But if you get violent you might harm the foetus growing in my wife. You don’t want to harm my unborn child?
Fundie: But .,.. no… but… um… why.. erg… overload… ethical dilemma… BOOM

(one less fundie) hee hee hee