The person who put RSS into Safari for next year has a live-journal.
Real soon now… ’nuff said 😉
Category: Uncategorized
Hapy birthday schnookiemuffin!
From -PB
🙂
It’s been a while since I posted about an idiot on IM.
Here’s my recent one.
I received the following IM:
{instigator’sIM} (8/25/2004 1:22:42 PM): life_is_my_hell_hell_is_my_life (8/25/2004 9:49:05 AM): If I were to show up at your house at 1 A.M., what would you do with me? 1=sex 2=blow/eat out 3=finger/handjob 4=make out 5=nothing. Send this to everyone on your list & see just how many wanna fuck ya……..LOL do it this is funny trust me the answers you get back will amaze you. Pass it on.
Now the irony is that this is similar to a post on made on LJ a while ago.
None the less. Busy, people reading my journal signed on to the content. IM is different. There is some sense of netiquette. So I replied:
The answer I send is: Please never spam this IM account again. If another unsolicited message is received your account will be reported to abuse for termination.
The moron sends the message 6 more times and follows it up with:
lalalala
report me i dont care..
So, I went to abuse.yahoo.com (fwiw)
I also opted to post. Personally, I wish I had the time, code, and the mechanics to trace the IM to its root and give said user ‘what-for’
If there is anyone who knows anyone who loves this kind of task, I’ll be glad to give you user’s IM ident. To add insult to injury, the msg above isn’t by the moron, the moron received it and sent it along.)
Grymble. Now where was I in my work.
I realize most of you aren’t programmers, but this is Moron-move 35b
You have a function like this:
Do something cool {
Do something boring
Do something very complicated all at once in a very convuluted manner
Display the cool results
}
Well, it doesn’t quite work the way you want so you do the following.
You cut the really complicated stuff out and paste it into
Do something very complicated in a better manner {
// And lots of steps here.
}
You run it… Several times. You tell the computer to stop running when it gets to the new code. It never works. Hey it never even seems to get there.
See moron-move 35b is that you’ve cut the bad code, made a new function call, and forgot to tell the place where the old code was to actually call the new code.
Anyone else want to fess up to having done this?
So I just added the crush meme:
LJMeme.com Crush Meme |
|
Number of crushes on me so far: 3 |
|
And there were already people who’d listed me. I have to admit… I wasn’t expecting to see anyone add me.
So I am kind of blushing at the moment 🙂