Archive for November 14th, 2001


the dork test

Filed Under: Uncategorized by Lord Andrei — 2 Comments
2001.11.14

The Dork Test: Your Results
Thanks for completing the test! Your score has been tallied (you got 27) and you have been quite unfairly typecast into the category of “7.5 on the Ricdork Scale”.

Score: 27 7.5 on the Ricdork Scale: At some point in your life you made the transition to dork. You are not yet, however, a Dork. With a little patience and a lot of practice you can surely move on to a higher form of dorkiness.

Whenever in doubt, ask yourself this question: If a dork falls in the woods and nobody is around, then who pushed him?

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Personally, I like to think of it as slowly transcending out of dork-dom.

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No really, I gave the honest answers

Filed Under: Uncategorized by Lord Andrei — 4 Comments
2001.11.14

I’m not sure what throws me the most. Personally, I think it’s the fact that i make a better Christian Scientist than I do a Jew.

Fun.

1.%-* Unitarian Universalism (100%) 2.%-* Mahayana Buddhism (98%) 3.%-* Liberal Quaker (96%) 4.%-* Neo-Paganism (94%) 5.%-* Liberal Protestant (90%) 6.%-* New Age (88%) 7.%-* Theravada Buddhism (88%) 8.%-* Taoism (78%) 9.%-* New Thought (70%) 10.%-* Bah%)”%*” (68%) 11.%-* Hinduism (67%) 12.%-* Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (66%) 13.%-* Secular Humanism (66%) 14.%-* Reform Judaism (62%) 15.%-* Jainism (59%) 16.%-* Sikhism (59%) 17.%-* Scientology (57%) 18.%-* Orthodox Quaker (49%) 19.%-* Atheism and Agnosticism (38%) 20.%-* Latter-day Saint (Mormon) (38%) 21.%-* Conservative Protestant (33%) 22.%-* Orthodox Judaism (29%) 23.%-* Jehovah’s Witness (25%) 24.%-* Seventh Day Adventist (23%) 25.%-* Islam (20%) 26.%-* Eastern Orthodox (13%) 27.%-* Roman Catholic (13%)

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