When commenting about an application used to gauge my intelligence I responded:
Actually the questions seem more philosophical than intellectual and I feel somewhat sound in my philosophical beliefs even if they are based off the writings of a masturbating heroin addict.
EDIT: When I first posted this I wrote masturbating heroine addict. Which might give the false perception that I have based my philosophy on the Penthouse contributors section. Which suddenly brings up the topic for possibly an entirely different philosophical conversation.