To understand why I read these articles to begin with, one has to understand that the concept of the home page is a waste of time to me.

Safari auto sets the home page to : http://livepage.apple.com which is apple’s redirect to whoever has Apple’s home page contract. For the past year or so it’s been:
http://apple.netscape.com/apple.adp

This is tied into cnn and other sites for random news and fluff.

Typically there are three rotating feature stories of the day. News, Life, and Health… along those lines.

Today’s ‘Life’ article was, “10 Things Stylish Men Keep in Their Wallets

Okay, so I was curious. Curious, huh… good thing I’m not a cat.

Below the cut are the 10 things they listed, their comments and my responses to their utter tripe of neo-50s conformity.

May the powers you find divine (or lack thereof) have mercy on us all…