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“No, when you meet someone coming in from overseas you can’t greet them calmly. You have to p in your pants in front of them.”

I’m not even going to comment. I’m just going to post it.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world lordandrei didn’t exist.

Which movie was this quote from?

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I’ve recently gotten into Questionable Content. It’s a humourous bittersweet web comic about two indy music nuts who wind up as housemates and their friends. The art is very basic for the first few years, but it’s fun to watch the evolution of the characters and the artwork.

The quote that gave me a smirk was:

NASCAR is a Yankee conspiracy to keep you (southerners) all placated so the South won’t rise again.

I know at least a few readers who will probably take offense to this.

Note: I was raised in a mixed marriage (He was from Brooklyn, She was from the Bronx). Currently, it’s getting very difficult to live any further north without changing nationalities and buying a Took. (sp?)