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This is a poker hand I played today. The rest of you who could care less can punt. 🙂

I’m not posting this to the poker board because; as they say, “Go not to the usenet for council for they will say both yes and no, then yes, no, yes, yes, no, no nazi!”

I played an online free table today. 10 players NLHE.

A note about free tables online. One, the playing age is usually about 15. Second, people will tend to play anything and at the same time decide that QJ is a great hand.

The first hand of the match I was sitting at the seat 2 after the button. This is still relatively early position. The deal to me came 8h8d

blind, blind, fold. Hmmn. Okay. Early position middling pairs. I figure I can raise in 4x blinds (raise to 80 at 10/20 blinds) and either fold screaming like a schoolgirl or maybe hit a set.

Then something that annoyingly happens on free tables with increasing regularity occurred. The next three players in a row pushed all-in. 1500 each. There was now $4530 in this pot. 5 players fold and its around to me.

I really had to stop and think. Normally this is a no brainer fold. But then I thought that people love to go all in with Ace anything to see if they can suck out an all in on the first hand. I figured that I was the only pair at the table. Further, I had it in my head that since there were 3 people all going all in; maybe they’d blocked each others outs. the KQ and QJ block queen outs. I thought, odds to return… it might be worth busting on this free table; because I think I have the best hand…

Before the flop I was at 42.4% (I figured 40-45% in my head, the number I’ve since gone and calculated), I was getting 3:1 on my all in. So that made sense; but the idea of the play style of the table made it seem more likely. Now granted, one of them could have had an over pair. But it seemed unlikely. So… I took the risk and called

Sure enough: JQ QA A5; this was absolute perfection The first two canceled a Q out, the second two cancelled an A out. Amazingly, no one played a hand with a King. This we really good when the flop came: 4s Ks Kd

Well, everyone had a spade (except me) for anyone to draw the flush, 2 spades would need to fall. My only real concern was the QJ, that one had 3 outs to over pair me with the J. The rest would need to hit from a 2 out pack. Scary but still favourable. I’m now almost 62% Basically there are 7 outs I am trying to duck.

The turn brought a diamond (9). The flush draw odds were gone. This brought me to 65%. This card is actually bad for me. Really bad. if the 9 pairs then I am out; JQ are out and A5/AQ chop with Kings and 9s with an Ace kicker. Hadn’t thought of that until now. So now I am up to 10 outs against me.

The flop handed me a magic 3 (clubs) and I took down 3 players and pulled in a $6030 pot on the first hand. Interestingly against only 2 of them my odds pre flop would have been (43.8, 53.7, 38; The best of which would have been if A5/AQ would have faced off)

So… For the experienced lot; I am thinking it was a risk but pot odds, implied odds, and returns suggested it might be worth it. And it did pay off. I’d be curious to hear others comments on this.

So, I received an email from Ultimate Bet. Phil Hellmuth is acting as sponsor for a Hurricane Katrina Relief Tournament.

Now while this is a serious event and really a good cause… I have to take a moment here.

Phil Hellmuth is known as the Bad Boy of Poker. Last year (2004) in the World Series of Poker he was quoted as saying, “Well, I guess if luck wasn’t involved, I’d win every one.”

So… while I salute Ultimate Bet’s desire to raise money for the relief efforts… You have to understand there is something fundamentally wrong with the phrase:

“From the goodness of the heart of Phil Hellmuth…”

I don’t like to brag. All through high school, I discovered that when ever I bragged about something I’d either lose that something or something bad would happen.

That being said, here’s some good things that have happened:

  • I snagged opening night tickets (orchestra, even) for Avenue Q in Las Vegas.
  • I won my unemployment appeal and have now been getting back unemployment
  • My poker game online keeps improving.

Concerning that last one… I’ve been playing “Sit and Go” tournaments.

Basically 10 people sit down at a table, everyone throws in their X (+ 10%X), they play until only one person has all the chips. For 10 players the standard pay-outs are:

  1. 50% 10*x
  2. 30% 10*x
  3. 20% 10*x

I’d been playing $5. What this would mean is that there’d be $50 in the prize pool and the last three places would win: $10, $15, and $25.

A couple of days ago, I tried a $30 game. The prizes were (as one would imagine):
$60, $90, and $150

Needless to say, when I won the last hand, I was blown away.

This link leads to my happy proof of victory

Do I up it more?

Just in case you wanted to know the thelemic value of poker:

Wil Wheaton was seated at table 93
Annie Duke was reported as busting out at 1:56am

More as I find other amusements

Well on the upside

My poker game has improved over the last few weeks beyond expectations. The last 6 out of 7 times I played at limit tables (either online or in person) I doubled my bankroll within an hour. (The one time I didn’t was this afternoon while I was distracted by the movers acting like they might not move the piano)

I just played a shorthanded (5 player) No limit tourney. $5 + 0.50 in, $17.50 out. So… like I said… my game is improved. I wonder if it’s time to step up my limits again.

Best hand of the last 2 weeks:
Pocket AA,
Flop came down 4AK.

Other player was betting into me like there was no tomorrow.
My read was that he had either AK or KK, either was a boon for me.
The turn came down 9. he kept betting into me.
The river… an ace. I checked, he went all in, I called.

He had KKKAA, I had AAAAK. It just doesn’t get much prettier.
That’s the dream hand 🙂