This morning I read the following on the BBC NEWS website:

Nigeria’s president has told security services to uncover the cause of a deadly blast at a pipeline near Lagos.

More than 150 people died on Friday, many burnt beyond recognition, when petrol exploded while gushing from a suspected tapped pipeline.

A spokesman for President Olusegun Obasanjo said he had ordered a thorough police investigation and increased protection for other pipelines.

Some 2,000 people have died in similar incidents in Nigeria in recent years.

I can already see the followup on The Onion:

Nigerian Pipeline Sabotaged by Irate 419 Victims
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