I am reheating Chinese food. I noted that the local Chinese restaurant confused me because they put ham in the combination fried rice.
H: Ah, because with Ham the Chinese food is no longer Kosher.
A: Right, because ham isn’t kosher whereas the pork is. Because Pork comes from the Kosher half of… um.. the pig.
You know.. I just couldn’t resist.
Today shimmeringjemmy made a post that painting is difficult work at 9 months of pregnancy. She went so far to say…
That at 9 months pregnant, an hour of painting makes me feel like a pre-pregnant me just hiked 6 miles. Uphill. In the snow. With a duck on my head.
You, know… you really shouldn’t make comments around me like this.
Click thru for the result…
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