We are back at BC:4
The post made earlier was my dealing with moving back into BC:3 again.
Last night I gave shimmeringjemmy 4 oz of warm red wine and a hot bath to slow her uterus down. This was to give it time to rest and recuperate.
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So… my manager told me that with his first child he kept telling people he was at Defcon 4.
So, I’ve decided to make BirthCon.
A five level (denoted by numbers not colours) system to give the world and idea where I am.
Birthcon 5 (BC:5) – shimmeringjemmy is Pregnant
Birthcon 4 (BC:4) – She is not in labour. (this makes more sense after BC:3)
Birthcon 3 (BC:3) – Something has up-ticked and we are in contact with care providers. This may or may not be labour. I tend to refer to this as “The uterus that cried wolf”
Birthcon 2 (BC:2) – We have confirmed active labout
Birthcon 1 (BC:1) – We are in transition
Birthcon 0 (BC:0) – Not really part of the system.. We are no longer pregnant.
My general procedure is as follows:
BC:3… A select number of people are told first. Maybe more afterwards. More often than not, BC:3 means that we’re heading back down to BC:4
BC:2…A very small number of people are notified. People are ‘activated’… The public will probably not be notified of BC:2… But it’s possible
BC:1…We’re already there. It is damned unlikely anyone not present will be notified of BC:1
And a note… we’ve been rocking back and forth between BC:4 and BC:3 for the past week
WHEEEEEEEE!
I am reheating Chinese food. I noted that the local Chinese restaurant confused me because they put ham in the combination fried rice.
H: Ah, because with Ham the Chinese food is no longer Kosher.
A: Right, because ham isn’t kosher whereas the pork is. Because Pork comes from the Kosher half of… um.. the pig.
Open today:
Not quite on the heels of the Star Wars debacle where Han Shooting first created a wealth of angry sales for the franchise.
Paramount is alleged to release a CGI Update of the original Star Trek Series.
I personally think that this kind of thing misses the point entirely.
But I’m not without my resources.
I have dug through my mighty powers as an internet search guru and found footage from the upcoming Star Trek retool. I’m impressed, they’ve even managed to make Shatner’s hair look more realistic.