The word is Malapropastic
The definition of course is having a propriety for using the wrong vocabulary word.
Tag Archive: humour
Don’t worry. There will be many, many (trying not to do a Police Academy impression) posts concerning Aiden.
I’m basically spending more time online. This should scare those of you who know me. But, since I have to basically spend lots of time sitting near and watching the baby, having the computer on my lap makes for a good way to pass the time.
This may even evolve into me getting more work done sooner.
So, checking the email…
This was sent to me by a co-worker from my short lived days as a Microsoft contractor.
It is unbelievably well done.
When Flash Animator has to deal with his own creation.
Working link: on Apolo.Net
Edit 060906: You want sound if available 😉
Edit 060907: Added a new link with a mirror on my system.
So.. obviously I have a lot of down time at all hours of the morning, night, afternoon, evening, whenever.
So… I looked at the Onion for the first time in ‘idontknowhowmany’
There was a head line I had to read twice. This headline was a joke grenade. Effectively I looked at it, and then it went off, and it just got funnier the more I thought about it.
Long-Winded Serial Killer Runs Out Of Forehead Space Again
Okay. this by far is one of my favourite Video posts to date. And I owe biiiiig props to yendi for finding and posting it.
Even telling you what it is will not spoil this.
YouTube presents:
Monty Python’s Camelot song as performed by
Star Trek: The Original Series.
As most people are aware, shimmeringjemmy wears hearing aids. This means first thing in the morning audio communication isn’t really possible.
As a result I’ve come up with AnHSL. Andrei & Heather – Sign Language. Contrary to expectations… neither of us really knows any sign language beyond finger spelling the alphabet.
This morning she asked me if I was feeling better. I must digress here that I suffer from “Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal” syndrome. I believe that if Heather can’t hear me… I can’t talk. (Yeah, I know.. there’s logic in them thar hills and those hills are no where near Andrei)
None the less, I get jarred in the morning when she speaks and I can hear her… but such is how my mind sometimes works. </digression>
So, she asks me how I’m feeling. I proceed to draw in the air.
90º turned infinity symbol… She says “8”
circle…she says “0”
A sort of mishmash of 2 circles and a bar… “Percent”
She smiles and gives me a hug
I proceed to then finger write in the air e^i, sigma, integral x-n cuberoot
She’s laughing by the time she catches the Sigma.
I love have a geek in the house.