Sound of Sickness
Lyrics ©2009 Andrei Freeman
Hello sinus, my old friend
I’ve come to breathe with you again
With all that mucus badly dripping
Left my nose with tissue gripping
And my vision that was blinded from the pain
still it drains
until the taste of NyQuil
Yeah.. I’m just going to leave it there.
This filk is called “Go Away Snot Boy” – It is a filk of S. J. Tucker’s amazing “Go Away God Boy”
(Now Public)
Some notes on this filk:
This filk is tied to the version of “Go Away God Boy” as performed on Sirens.
It scans great to that version. It doesn’t do as well to the published lyrics on S.J.’s site.
Two things about the chorus.
1st. There is a note (cough). The performer should actually cough on this beat. (Yeah it’s fast.)
2nd. The third line of the chorus changes each of the three times it’s sung. Insert the changes as noted.
Liberties taken: Just make ‘shambling starspawned’ work as best you can. It’ll fit if you try
Dies should be pronounced in this song as one syllable. Yes I know it is two.. Just deal.
Finally. There is a place where you can entirely freeform. It’s marked with ** with notes at the bottom.
And then there was the filk itself
Okay. this by far is one of my favourite Video posts to date. And I owe biiiiig props to yendi for finding and posting it.
Even telling you what it is will not spoil this.
YouTube presents:
Monty Python’s Camelot song as performed by
Star Trek: The Original Series.
Edit 080219 Please note: iocaine and cocaine have different syllables. Deal.
Inspired by a holding post by shadesong
Prepare to die…
Whether spaniard or masked, it is all you can ask, iocaine
When the princess is pinched, you can swallow an inch, iocaine
Drink it down, go to town, resistance.. (to) iocaine
When there’s death on the line and the sidekicks will rhyme, iocaine
Take down Fezzik by arm, then Inigo by charm, iocaine
Drink it down, go to town, resistance.. (to) iocaine
Just keep using that word, doesn’t mean what you think, iocaine
When you’re not a great fool, you’ll know which drink to pull, iocaine
To the end, to the death, to the pain, iocane!
Inconceivable!
No girl scouts were harmed in the making of this filk.
