Today I called Domino’s Pizza. This was the exchange:
M: I’d like a small pizza.
D: Okay what would you like on your ‘Medium’
M: Uh, no. A small.
D: Yes, Medium is our smallest.
When did we give up on words entirely?
When will I be able to go to a car lot and buy one of the NEW ’94 Models.
Adjectives have gotten to the point where we are innondated in False Advertising. Am I crazy? Does this get anyone else’s dander up?