Archive for December, 2001
Yes, the utterly sureal test that asks questions about elephants, volkswagons, and footprints in the butter, and offers you “Fish” as a possible answer to every question. This is it for me. I’m not doing any more of these unless I write ’em myself. *Shudder!*
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I am Matched Phrenology Busts. I enlighten Norwegian glass bacteria with richly sponged hardwood thought processes. Four ripe metronomes ridicule my lucky castle of relief. My auspicious mercury rides level coral. What erudite spheres reveal strata? The Utterly Surreal Test |
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If I was a James Bond villain, I would be Max Zorin. I enjoy horse racing, pretending to be sane, and setting off cataclysmic earthquakes. Iam played by Christopher Walken in A View to a Kill. Who would you be? James Bond Villain Personality Test |
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If I was a work of art, I would be Edvard Münch’s The Scream. I express the subconscious troubles and anxieties of the world. I hold my head and let loose the primal terror of my innermost fears, surrounded by a lurid landscape which reflects my feeble grasp on reality. Which work of art would you be? The Art Test |
Today I called Domino’s Pizza. This was the exchange:
M: I’d like a small pizza.
D: Okay what would you like on your ‘Medium’
M: Uh, no. A small.
D: Yes, Medium is our smallest.
When did we give up on words entirely?
When will I be able to go to a car lot and buy one of the NEW ’94 Models.
Adjectives have gotten to the point where we are innondated in False Advertising. Am I crazy? Does this get anyone else’s dander up?