When asked for an RSVP for a mandatory meeting, I felt the urge to respond:
<?xml version="1.0"?> <response> <sender>Andrei</sender> <voice tone="ironic" fault="aol" result="netDownfall">Me too</voice> </response>
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*snort*
Then people would think you were just another political schema.