From the Law offices of “Dewey, Cheetham, and Howe”…

The are certain family names that should just avoid certain lines of work. I don’t doubt that these people have the talent to fill the position. I just think that naming their business after their names might be bad.

The example I saw recently:

Machetti’s Hair Stylist.
(And that’s a biiiig blade)

Can anyone come up with other good ones for a list?