Listening to a new 80’s compilation last night. Really good one.

Was listening to “Jeopardy” by The Greg Kihn Band.

During the bridge I instinctually recited from memory the Don Pardo monologue from Yankovic’s “I Lost on Jeopardy” Sadly, I even timed it out in the original.

Hi, Happy! (We should coordinate some weekend for dinner or something)

That’s right Al–you lost!
And let me tell what you didn’t win: a twenty- volume set of the Encyclopedia International,
a case of Turtle Wax, and a year’s supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat. But that’s not all!
You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people!
And you brought shame and disgrace on your family name for generations to come!
You don’t get to come back tomorrow! You don’t even get a lousy copy of your
home game! You’re a complete loser!!

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