I purchased some Chapstick (™) for shimmeringjemmy this morning. She placed it on her bedside table. Accordingly, the cat, cute_evil knocked it off the bedside table.

She looked at me and said, “Now I know what’s been happening to it.” (This would seem to explain why the last 5-10 of these have vanished mysteriously)

In a dead pan voice I looked at her and said.

“Yes, the cat ate it.”

(I continued deadpan)

“This explains 2 things:

One… It would explain why they keep vanishing mysteriously.
Two… it would explain why she has such tender lips.”

And shimmeringjemmy convulsed with laughter.

🙂

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