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About once every X months, I get a message from the same loser on Yahoo.

Hey buddy, you ever like to play kinda rough with guys? you ever use any nerveholds? sleepers? “energy” pressurepoints?

The first time in September of 04, I tried to politely communicate that it wasn’t my thing. He kept steering the conversation to violent energy usage. Finally I responded:

Just out of curiosity, is this the only topic you decided to chat me about. I think I’ve tried to let it run it’s course, but we keep coming back to rough play, and harsh use of pressure points? I’ve tried to politely impress on you that I don’t do it and for the most part don’t approve of it from an occult point of view. But this seems to not be to much effect.

He went away. For 9 months. On 3/31/05 I got the exact same message from the same luser.

I responded immediately:
Haven’t we been through this already? You had the wrong guy when you messaged me in July, and 9 months later, I am still straight and don’t play rough with other men. I don’t play with other men.
He responded: Sorry, forgot you!

8/1/05 (only 5 months this time)
Same IM, same message.
I respond:
How many times are we going to go through this until you stop asking me. What mailing list are you going thru to pull my ID? I need to unsubscribe from it. You don’t even change your line. Every 3 months the same thing.
sorry! I;ll put you ignore
Put me on don’t message any more. What list do you keep pulling my name off of? The next time I get your flyby messaging the log will be filed and reported.

So… today… 9/9/05, barely a month… (He must be getting more desperate)
I’d had enough. Captain Aries decided to put on the strangle hold:

Congrats. You’re about to be banned. Please mark this ID down. As I didn’t appreciate this on 7/1/04, 3/31/05, 8/1/05, and today. May I suggest that you log off and not use Yahoo ever again. As it seems as you are not able to not only use it in a mature manner, but can’t even seem to track anyone down to join in your kink and you have to keep recycling the same IDs every x months. By banned, I don’t mean blocked. I mean Yahoo abuse will now be contacted and your acct will be terminated. You have been requested to not message me on 3 previous occassions. 3 strikes. Your gone.

Why yes, I do keep my logs.

Why yes… I did write Yahoo.

Now understand… Each person has a right to whatever kink they have. AS LONG and I repeat in caps with bold AS LONG as it is with a willing and consenting person. Believe it or not, morons of the world. NO, does in fact mean, “NO.”

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So, I received an email from Ultimate Bet. Phil Hellmuth is acting as sponsor for a Hurricane Katrina Relief Tournament.

Now while this is a serious event and really a good cause… I have to take a moment here.

Phil Hellmuth is known as the Bad Boy of Poker. Last year (2004) in the World Series of Poker he was quoted as saying, “Well, I guess if luck wasn’t involved, I’d win every one.”

So… while I salute Ultimate Bet’s desire to raise money for the relief efforts… You have to understand there is something fundamentally wrong with the phrase:

“From the goodness of the heart of Phil Hellmuth…”

Memetime…

Test time again.

New algorithm.. pick friends, assign gender, get questions… answer them…

Here’s mine…

Some humour.

This week’s OKCupid test:

How slutty are you?

And the utter lack of surprise goes to…

Why yes, I haven’t posted in a while. Life has actually been too much of a distraction. But, when a naked girl climbs over to you for kisses every morning… who’s going to blame you for reduced postings?

Well, that aside, I was flipping through some of my random sites and decided to take a look on OKCupid. This is a bizarre little site that believes that it can pinpoint matches far better than any other site. It does so by asking you (over time) hundreds maybe thousands of little multiple choice questions.

All are incredibly open to interpretation and debate. You pick the one answer that best suits you; the up to all but one answer that you’d like your matches to pick, and how important this question is to your dating someone. (Or… you can just skip the question outright)

In the words of Hedy LeMarr, “Why am I telling you this?”

Well, one question popped up that sent my little Thelemic mind reeling. The question was as follows:

“Is your duty to religion/God even more important than your family” answer: Yes or No.

Gads. My gut instinct would be to put a resounding “NO” down. I’ve dealt with so many fundamentalists in my life that… that… and then I rethought the question…

time for Andrei’s world view…