April Fool | |
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glues your elderly relatives to your bedroom ceiling. |
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paints your cat orange. |
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sells your car on Ebay. |
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TPs your head. |
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enlists you in the French Foreign Legion. |
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buys you a Russian Bride. |
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trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo. |
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has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door. |
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shaves your dog. |
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smiles. All the time. |