I have to press really hard to make this next line work.
It would seem that my laptop’s ‘f‘ key is close to death.
Yup, my keyboard is on the ritz. I think it may be totally ucked.
The letter ades away when I don’t press hard enou (okay that one is admittedly ooling around).
So, it looks like my avourite little computer must go see a ull-time specialist.
Okay, this post is now making me eel razzled.
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You are ucking hilarious.
with tongue firmly planted in cheek.
I thought you were a techno-geek.
I figured you could go f yourself. 😉
Doesn’t matter too much… we can still tell what you mean even without the f’s. =) Funny.
Aww!
My Tab key doesn’t work in the only application where I actually use it. (It works in everything else.) Ucking annoying, but not as much as losing a letter entirely!
What sort of laptop is it?
That happened to me once. Then I discovered that there was a kernel of rice underneath the keay preventing it from descending fully. I took that rice kernel out and lo and behold it worked just fine. I guess I was lucky, and I need to eat around the computer less, or just not be such a messy son of a bitch.
I saw a comic strip about that once. A gal complains that her keyboard is broken–that a lot of the keys don’t respond. A co-worker picks up her keyboard, shakes all the crumbs out, and puts it down. The woman tries the keyboard and exclaims, “You fixed it!!!”
“Yup, my keyboard is on the ritz.”
On the wha???
Aren’t you happy?
Your first name could have been Frank. Think about the number of usernames work would have generated as ‘fritz’.