| April Fool | |
| glues your elderly relatives to your bedroom ceiling. | |
| paints your cat orange. | |
| sells your car on Ebay. | |
| TPs your head. | |
| enlists you in the French Foreign Legion. | |
| buys you a Russian Bride. | |
| trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo. | |
| has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door. | |
| shaves your dog. | |
| smiles. All the time. | |
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Well, I try to do that already. Teehee.
Your cat paints your cat orange? Niiiice. π
must have got into shimmeringjemmy’s paint π