I’ve been listening to some of the funnier reasons against Gay marriage.
I recently heard one that just made me shake my head.
The concern is that Gay couples will produce Gay children.
I laugh at this because the Straight couples have been doing a 100% job at producing only straight children.
Some people tend to forget the basic rule.
Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth.
I have yet to find any reason whatsoever to deny any consenting adults to be joined in the term of marriage and reap the benefits the government gives such clusters.
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*grins* Sadly, you just can’t cure stupid.
No, but you can hand out Darwin Awards as an incentive. Something like “Free NASCAR tickets with Vasectomy!”
Really, all I think it would take is a free six pack of beer.
Nicely put. Think you might write the local papers with that one or just keep it to LJ?
Not original
Someone relayed this to me.
Re: Not original
Ahh, ok.
*smirk*
Reminds me of my story, with a twist: I remember having to tell my mom this after I came out as bisexual.
Her response was classic, “But you’re pregnant!”
My response: “With the wonders of modern science, lesbians can get knocked up, too; women don’t have to enjoy having sex with men, you know.”
And then she laughed so hard, because we both have been down that road…
“The concern is that Gay couples will produce Gay children.”
*BLINK*
The person who wrote that comment obviously flunked biology. A same-sex couple cannot produce children without the help of a surrogate (for men) or a turkey baster and a sperm donor (for women).
This is the part where I cry until I laugh.
I have yet to find any reason (OTHER than government should stay out of our lives) TO allow ANYONE to get married… But then, I am going through a divorce and am expected to have that opinion…
Psht! Gay couples don’t produce gay children. Gay couples produce sexually-open-minded children.
I laugh at this because the Straight couples have been doing a 100% job at producing only straight children.
well…DUH…yeah that’s working SO well…stupid fuckers…our daughter is of the same opinon right now BUT we’re working with her on acceptance of other lifestyles as we’re BOTH bi AND both my step sisters are lesbians…we don’t care (as YOU know) but she’s not used to it…