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And now I’m pinned.

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Anim-Gif-medFirst day of vacation and I’m taking some time to play with and update my servers at home.
One thing I’ve always wanted to do was make an animated gif of myself.
Nothing too fancy, didn’t have to be pretty. Just a nice hack-my-way-thru kind of thing.

And this is the result.

 

Comments welcomed.

Me: And how have you been?

Her: About as usual. Stressy.

Me: *hugs*

Her: It’s a thing.

Me: http://bit.ly/LLi4ds ???

Her: Not that kind of Thing. :)

Me: http://bit.ly/MmRZOe ???

Her: …no.

Me: Oh, my bad. http://bit.ly/M4K6yw !!!!

Her: …Yes. :)

Messaged a friend this morning: This was the discourse –

Me:
Good morning, Starshine. The Earth says, “How ya doin?”

C:
The Earth, as a rule, doesn’t give a damn how I’m doing.

Me:
Oh, no it does. It told me. It has about 14 people in the world that it decided to consciously concern itself with and surprisingly you are one of 3 Americans. One is a paraplegic in Wyoming, the other is an intern with Henson’s Creature shop
I pause for a moment
Um, could you forget what I just said. I don’t think I was supposed to tell you that

C:
I love my friends.

Me:
?

C:
How many people do you know who’d just come out with that, spontaneously?

Me:
What, besides me?
You

C:
My point exactly. Not many of us, so I like the ones there are.

Me:
On a regular basis, I check in with my wife, “So, are you bored with me?”

C:
I take it she says No.

Me:
So far

I then relayed the conversation to my wife and it continued:

H:
Though why would the Earth tell you about these things if you weren’t one of the people it concerns itself with?

Me:
Oh, it doesn’t concern itself with me. It assumes I can do fine on my own. Actually sometimes comes to me for advise. Well, sometimes; normally it gets annoyed with me when I accidentally tip the vessel of knowledge when it comes to its personal interests. But, you know how it goes 😉

H:
You give advice to the Earth. And it hasn’t spontaneously sprouted a volcano in Washington DC?

Me:
Temporally. What the hell do you think Mt. Saint Hellen’s was. It was the time equivalent of a shot just over the bow.
Oh, wait, you said DC

H:
yeeeess

Me:
We’re working on that
I pause for a moment
Um, could you forget what I just told you. I don’t think I was supposed to say that

H:
*snicker*

I found this list on the front desk of my office this morning. So I had to track it down.

Apparently James Harrison is now replacing both Chuck Norris and Charles Nelson Riley as the dangerous person on the block.

I finally found the list on a thread on Planet Steelers at the Pittsburgh Steelers Forum under the thread “The Legend of James Harrison.”

Enjoy… Add a few if you like.

  1. If you have five dollars and James Harrison has five dollars, James Harrison has more money than you.
  2. There is no ‘ctrl’ button on James Harrison’s computer. James Harrison is always in control.
  3. Apple pays James Harrison 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
  4. James Harrison can sneeze with his eyes open.
  5. James Harrison can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.
  6. James Harrison is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
  7. James Harrison destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
  8. James Harrison can kill two stones with one bird.
  9. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for James Harrison.
  10. James Harrison doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  11. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures James Harrison has allowed to live.
  12. Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with James Harrison.
  13. James Harrison does not sleep. He waits.
  14. James Harrison is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
  15. James Harrison is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
  16. James Harrison counted to infinity – twice.
  17. When James Harrison does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
  18. James Harrison is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
  19. James Harrison’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
  20. James Harrison can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
  21. James Harrison doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  22. James Harrison can slam a revolving door.
  23. James Harrison does not get frostbite. James Harrison bites frost
  24. Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching hearing James Harrison was born.
  25. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
    The only thing fear itself has to fear is James Harrison.